Oh, the things people say…!
All in one day!
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“I’m about to go get froyo with a guy I just met. Be back later!”
--- me to my roomie
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“Jessie, do you have spray for your room?”
--- co-worker
“What? No, I don’t.”
--- me
“Well, come up here and get some and spray your room before
you see your next patient. Trust
me.”
--- co-worker
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“Your eyes! You are
beautiful!! Oh my, don’t look at
me! You’ll put a spell on me!
--- soccer ref to me
Then after the game, he came up to me and said with a
sheepish smile, “You be careful.”
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“So, that was you I saw last night at Bird Café, right? If it wasn’t, then you’ve got a
serious doppelganger running around town!”
--- guy trying to get a date
“And you didn’t say hi??”
--- me
“I waved a couple of times but got no response. That’s why I was confused! So it was you?”
--- guy still trying to get a date
“Oh, Haha! Sorry, no
it really wasn’t me! I can’t believe I
have a double already. I’ve only been
here a couple of months!”
--- me
“Well, that explains the funny looks I got!”
--- guy who then asked me out on a date
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Whether it’s to announce a date, to warn you about an awkward
situation, to compliment you, or to start a conversation in order to get to the real
reason you started talking, the things people say can be cute, unexpected, kind, or
funny.
Make someone smile today with the words you say!
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